Monday, March 23, 2009

Public Service Announcement

I think I speak for pregnant women everywhere when I say:

My uterus is not a matter of national security, a threat to public safety, out of compliance with OSHA regulations or in violation of any federal, state or local laws.

Therefore it is none of your damn business. If I want to have a cup of half regular/half decaf in the afternoon because I am tired and my boss scheduled me to be in a meeting from 3:30 - 5:00 PM, I am going to do so whether my nosy coworkers in the break room think it's OK for me or not.

Thank you in advance for butting out.

(This mini-manifesto was brought to you by the League of Knocked Up Bitches and Progesterone. Beware, more full-length rants may be coming at you at any moment.)